deep down inside, i'm superficial

friends

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:49:33 GMT

I don't like it when my roommate calls my friends "dorks" or "nice but nerdy"
or when she walks in and says "what are you doing here this early?" on my day off when she just walked in 2 minutes before she's supposed to get off from work.

I actually did one of these

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:32:47 GMT

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

eek!

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:25:29 GMT

Red wants to salt the crazy psycho chick and taste her Margaritas

arghs

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:30:21 GMT

whenever I really need somebody there is nobody around.

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:16:07 GMT

this palin thing is getting out of control & embarrassing.

well

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:11:26 GMT

maybe I'll just post from my phone and never actually log in.

omg what did i do??!!

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:08:16 GMT

i switched from basic to plus and the ads are already driving me crazy.
it's been 2 hours :(

last week

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 23:32:30 GMT

or maybe since the first of this month
has been some of the best times of my life
growing up isn't so horrible
specially when i could be in situations like those
around me...
or like those i've dated [the ones i bother to remember]

I look forward to the weekend and summer drinks at the pool.

p.s. the best part of autumn coming up is....

quit being so damn awesome

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:32:05 GMT

there is something to be said about a grand mimosa
a boy in a green t-shirt
some of dim sum of that
knowing you are loved
change
goals
options
and
friends

all on the same weekend....

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 16:39:19 GMT

i haven't played super mario bros. in at LEAST a week and a half.

if you know me, you KNOW that's just crazy talk!

holy fuck aka BETTER THAN YOU

Tue, 20 Jun 2006 22:12:44 GMT

wow people take dives in there lives and become boastful about the stupidest things

just lie and get through it

i'll be around to talk shit for ages
more so when i'm bored like this

however i'll never explain the depth of it

for the rest of them its all superficial and temporary

global fear of committment

and the minimum satisfaction

good luck with that.

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 01:34:54 GMT

i know it seems lame but i asked a guy at my work if he had seen Wicked.
i'm trying to guess whether he's Mormon or gay.
I swear i only ask because he keeps walking by me and starts humming
musical numbers.

.... and last week he meowed.

i'm confused

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 22:31:42 GMT

my phone keeps acting up. finally all those times that i dropped it have begun to cause problems.

i need to beef up my vocabulary.
i think i've just been cruising on what i learned from the vocabulary book i studied in elementary school. it was a college level book i stole from my brother's second year, along with his psychology book.

i miss my friends.

Sat, 07 Jan 2006 01:30:04 GMT

LOOK I'm MAKING an APPEARANCE!!

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 22:18:46 GMT

where is sara??

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 23:14:53 GMT

i'm like soooooo young. sweet!

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:22:32 GMT

i finally sign on to this thing in a long while and all sorts of fancy stuff has been added...
if someone maybe got me a paid account i might wanna be on this more often...

i miss all my friends- why aren't i more available even to chat on the phone.

i'm feeling a bit lost and out of print.

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 06:49:57 GMT

am i gonna be expected to feel this way forever?

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 07:55:29 GMT

THEY'RE GONNA FIND OUT I'M ALIVE!

tell them to keep the secret.

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 07:51:47 GMT

i absolutely hate her.

i want to rip her to shreds,
but i'm too fucking proud to let her even realize
i know she exists.

GAH!

Wed, 31 Aug 2005 05:20:09 GMT

the closer you live... the less i've talked to you.

CATCH UP CORNER WITH YOUR HOST RISA VAGENIUS

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 07:14:46 GMT

hey kid,

tell me something interesting that's going on with your life-
and i'll let you know an equally fascinating fact about mine!

yay!

now let's play.......

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 07:06:09 GMT

so this weekend i was in the pacific palisades parade.
cross that off from my list of things to do with my life.

i am awesome.

want, need, must have my own computer soon...
[i've been on that for a while but i finally have **some** of the money]

and i'm diligently working on cleaning my room FOR ALL TO COME AND ENJOY....

MAXX = MO ZZZZZZZZZ or LESS ZZZZZZ

Wed, 11 May 2005 22:26:02 GMT

i like those boys...
they're fun
they're gay
they got a lil bit o'meat on them
they dance

I had fun at the show. Mostly danced by my lonesome
since i didn't really wanna be all sweaty and embarrassed
around them.
Danced with Clifford because he's cool like that.

I just wish marie or any girl really had gone with me
[although the boys did enjoy the band]
it just seemed like the glistening muscles exposed
by their sleeveless arena rock tees was lost on them.

As a requirement asian girls out numbered non-asian girls by 5-2 ratio.

Peace out!

shit talking

Mon, 09 May 2005 22:00:25 GMT

amy tells me that she poops once a day.

that is the norm.

people who have a high metabolism poop more than once a day.

i have pooped twice already.